Thursday, June 02, 2005

Energy

Like most in this world, I am on a constant search for a better, more efficient fuel source. Red Bull, caffiene, cigarettes, whatever works. Recently tried out the first on that little list and I've confirmed that it has to be made for my people. Whatever its effects will be, they're still sinking in, but it's definitely made for smokers. No normal human with fully-functioning taste buds could possible hold the shit down.

And now to complete my energy search, I'll go make war on a small and relatively defenseless country.