One of these days England is going to create a reason for me to visit. Until then, I have news like this.
"The cameras will act as an excellent deterrent for any youngsters intent on causing trouble," said Detective Superintendent Richard Wood."
"Motorists will be asked to provide fingerprint scans that are then checked against the national database of 6.5 million sets, which takes about five minutes. "
I can already hear Warren Ellis hissing on the other side of the Atlantic.